Why Do Good Guys Finish Last in Urban Fantasy?

Duckie Dale

Perhaps Anita should try a little tenderness…

My wife and I had a very interesting conversation in the car on the way to work today. Both of us enjoy reading some paranormal romance/urban fantasy and I made the observation that, when it comes to the romance aspect in this subgenre, bad boys always come out on top and good guys always finish last.

As we went through the various examples of the genre we’ve read, neither of us could come up with an instance in which the female protagonist ended up with a “nice guy”. It seems like she always ends up with a manipulative douchenozzle with fangs. Essentially, the kind of guy that, if observed in the wild and without supernatural powers, would probably be the self-centered high school quarterback or a variation on Andrew McCarthy’s character in “Pretty in Pink*.”

For example, our conversation started with the Bill vs. Eric debate regarding the Sookie Stackhouse series by Charlaine Harris. Neither one of us were a big fan of Bill and Eric is a manipulative, alpha-male douchenozzle (at least in regard to Sookie. I love the dynamic he has with Pam, on the other hand…).

Both of us got off the Laurell K. Hamilton / Anita Blake train wreck when Hamilton shifted the series from Urban Fantasy to Paranormal Porn. Not because of the sex but because of the betrayal of her main character’s basic personality and past history. Regardless–Anita Blake started off with Richard (a nice guy werewolf) and becomes torn between him and the effete Machivellian vamp, Jean Claude (essentially, Lestat without the cool). I had always felt sorry for Richard (until he turned into a competitor for the Douchenozzle of the Year trophy later in the series) and thought Anita was a sap for falling in with a creature that was obviously trying to neutralize (and even wield as his own weapon)  a competing predator in his territory.

The other series we like is Kim Harrison‘s “The Hollows” series. For my money, Harrison has taken up the mantle that LKH dropped so long ago. Her books are highly entertaining and she hasn’t forgotten the elements and characters that have made them that way. I am a couple of books behind in the series (damned huge To Be Read list…), but I do remember her main character (Rachel Morgan) having a bit of a complicated relationship with the vampire Kisten and with her half-vampire roommate Ivy. At least Kisten wasn’t a complete asshole, but he wasn’t what I would call a “nice guy” either.

Granted, in all of these examples the “guy” in the equation is a vampire. And what are vampires if not seductive, dark, and manipulative? I get that.

And when I say “nice guy”, I’m not necessarily limiting it to males. I’m talking about a type. Essentially, I’d like for once, just once, for the significant other in the hero’s life to be a solid, basically good, person that loves and values the protagonist because she is so kick-ass. He wouldn’t have to be “issues-free” (we all have issues) but his issues wouldn’t revolve around manipulative, ulteriorally motivated, douchenozzlery.

Of course, maybe some of this comes from the root of the genre. I’ve read a few romance novels (mostly of the Harlequin variety) and the guys there tend to have the whiff of Summer’s Eve about them as well. So, perhaps it’s part of the DNA.

I mean, I understand that many women love the “bad boy”. But, I guess as one of the “nice guys” reading these books, it gets a bit tiresome. Everyone wants to place themselves within a novel. Usually that means inhabiting the hero for awhile. Sometimes, it means inhabiting those around the hero. As a “nice guy” that enjoys this mostly female-centered genre, maybe I want to see myself in there a bit more.

I’m not looking to sap the relationship-conflict that’s at the heart of some of these books. Conflict drives a narrative and romantic conflict is a staple of the genre. I just think that there’s a more creative way to go about it–a way in which maybe the nice guy can come out on top from time to time.

I could be wrong. Maybe there are some series out there where the nice guy gets the kick-ass girl. Where she has both a lover and a friend that supports her in her Fight Against Evil™.

So how about it? Any suggestions from you folks? Drop them in the comments box…

 

*Why yes, I thought Andie should have gotten with Duckie…how did you guess?
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Review: Edge of Dark Water by Joe R. Lansdale

Edge of Dark WaterEdge of Dark Water by Joe R. Lansdale (9780316188432) : Mulholland Books (2012)

Anybody who’s read my blog for a decent length of time should know that I love me some Joe R. Lansdale. The East Texas author has such a unique voice and crafts such deliciously weird stories–if he put his name on the front of the phone book, I’d give it a serious read.

His latest, Edge of Dark Water is yet another triumph, a notch in his worn, tale-slinger’s belt.

This Depression-era story begins when the body of young woman, May Lynn, is found dead in the Sabine River with a Singer sewing machine tied around her feet. She had always been a beauty and had dreams of leaving their ramshackle East Texas town for Hollywood. Now she wouldn’t be going anywhere special. Her friends–Sue Ellen, Terry, and Jinx–decide to burn her remains and take them to Hollywood; to fulfill their friend’s last wish and to let the river take them out of their go-nowhere lives.

But in a Lansdale book, things don’t ever come easy. Sue Ellen and her friends manage to find some stolen money that might just be what May Lynn was killed for. Soon, after they are joined by Sue Ellen’s laudanum-addicted mother, they find themselves running away from a corrupt constable, Sue Ellen’s odious uncle and abusive father, and the legendary, aptly-named killer, Skunk.

Lansdale’s voice, filtered through Sue Ellen’s narration, is simply beautiful. The cadences and phrases ring true to the time and place of the tale and carries the reader along on a torrent of wry observations and stinging metaphors. The novel is an entirely immersive experience–largely due to Lansdale’s mastery of description and characterization.

This novel is about escape and discovery. All of the characters participate in this mad scheme because they want to escape the joyless lives that fate seems to have planned for them. Sue Ellen wants to escape her mother’s fate–being tied to a good-for-nothing man. Terry wants to escape his step-family and the label of “sissy” he’s acquired around town. Jinx wants to escape the deep racism of her neighbors and the drudgery of her family’s life. At the same time, Jinx discovers what lengths her anger can drive her to, Terry discovers what it means to forgive himself and be forgiven, while Sue Ellen discovers that there is much more to her mother–and to the life she leads–than she believed.

Along the way, the friends meet hardships both natural and decidedly man-made. Extreme violence at the hands of greedy men and an insane, implacable, hunter. Religious intolerance. Love and understanding. Essentially–the river takes them all on a journey of a lifetime and reveals to them who they really are.

Lansdale is dipping a bit into the same well as he did for his Edgar-award-winning The Bottoms and the wonderful short story “Mad Dog Summer“. Nevertheless, Sue Ellen’s story is fresh and original. As before, the picture he paints of Depression-era East Texas is as vivid as it is bleak. The oppressive poverty and ignorance weighs on the souls of all the characters, impressing the setting with a through-line of darkness that dances, snake-like, through the tale. The river is referred to, rightly, as the Kingdom of the Snake–though it’s hard to say whether it’s due to the water moccasins or to the souls of the people depicted in the story. Some look mean but just want to slither on, while others look innocent but are filled with angry poison.

Funny, literate, terrifying, lyrical, sad, vulgar, uplifting: Edge of Dark Water is all of these things and much, much more.

Do not deprive yourself of the experience of this book.

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The Primacy of Story

Over at the Black Gate blog, there’s been an interesting discussion (aka blog followed by blog rebuttal) regarding the importance of historical authenticity in epic fantasy.

Author Daniel Abraham began the discussion with his post “Concerning Historical Authenticity in Fantasy, or Truth Forgives You Nothing,” where he argues that those that would defend problematic elements of sexism/racism/etc. in pseudo-medieval fantasy by stating that it is more “historically accurate” are really making a very poor argument.

…The idea that the race, gender, or sexual roles of a given work of secondary world, quasi-medieval fantasy were dictated by history doesn’t work on any level. First, history has an almost unimaginably rich set of examples to pull from. Second, there are a wide variety of secondary world faux-medieval fantasies that don’t reach for historical accuracy and which would be served poorly by the attempt. And third, even in the works where the standard is applied, it’s only applied to specific, cherry-picked facets of the fantasy culture and the real world…

“Theo”, over at the Black Gate blog, rebuts this hypothesis and asserts “The Primacy of History,” essentially making the case that more historical accuracy is called for in faux-medieval fantasy, not less, and indicating that juxtaposing the usual positions of power within the milieu is not only ahistorical but detrimental to fantasy as a whole.

…The examples are significantly limited. For example, there was no medieval period outside of Europe. Forget jousting with laser lances, it’s blatantly ahistorical to even populate a medievalesque world with a predominantly non-Caucasian people. As for the ubiquitous strong, independent, proto-feminist, it is as absurd for her to ride around on a horse swinging a sword as it would be to have her spending the course of the novel waving signs, brandishing coathangers, and demonstrating on behalf of abortion-on-demand and suffrage in front of the king’s castle. Actually, it would arguably be much more credible, since there is more chance that a medieval woman would be literate, promiscuous, and cognizant of Cicero’s theory of government than she would survive five minutes of armored combat…

I think Abraham makes many compelling points in his essay. It is, on the face of it, a ridiculous notion to ascribe “historical” accuracy to a piece of fantasy fiction–especially fantasy that does not even purport to take place in our world. Even if the historical arguments being made are right (women and people of color were denigrated, patriarchy ruled by violence, etc.)–just because it happened in medieval Europe does not mean it must be that way in another world. That’s often the point of setting it in another world.

This is fantasy fiction we’re talking about, not historical fiction. It lives in the land of “what-if”. Even if, as Theo says, “those of us who study history either professionally or on an armchair basis tend to be impressed by the way in which the historical patterns tend to repeat themselves”, there are still many paths that the course of history could have taken had one element or another been slightly different. A path less traveled that would have altered those grander historical patterns. As Abraham rightly says, “history has an almost unimaginably rich set of examples to pull from…”

That’s not to say that because it’s a fantasy, anything goes. I do agree with Theo in his assertion (shared with Abraham) that

…they ignore ‘the central cultural fact of the time’ which is the ‘the importance of God and the church in medieval Europe’. But this is an indication that more authenticity is needed rather than less, particularly psychological and relationship authenticity…

It does make for a very shallow story to simply yoink one of the more troubling assets of a historically-inspired story and then try to cram another less troubling one in its place. Good storytellers can take that central premise (“what if it’s like X but instead of Y it has Z…”) and make a plausible setting that incorporated and explained that aspect. And, many times, the elephant in the room is the primacy of the Church in medieval life. It affected the economy, politics, psychology, and sociological proclivities of everyone in the setting.

That’s one of the reason why I’ve really come to love Robert Jordan‘s “The Wheel of Time” series so much. His “White Tower” really serves as a unique stand-in for the Church, even though it is essentially matriarchal. Throw in the idea that the “original sin” of breaking the world is carried as a taint by men (and not women) who wield The One Power and you have an intriguing, and perfectly plausible, juxtaposition of roles in a medieval setting. The influence of centuries of power (and Power) being placed in the hands of women tells on the society he has created and sets up some very interesting gender dynamics that he successfully (most of the time) navigates.

If you take away the anti-feminist hyperbole, and the strange (and somewhat troubling) assertion that you can never populate a medieval world with non-Caucasians, what Theo really seems to rail against–and rightly so–are shallow, “Mary Jane”, treatments of medieval societies that ignore the cultural contexts which shaped them.  And he’ll get no argument from me about that.

What it all boils down to is not “historical” accuracy. Frankly, to make that the primary concern places unnecessary constraints on the form. What is needed is the same thing that has always been needed in good writing: verisimilitude.

Good storytelling demands that the author create as plausible a world as possible around his or her characters. A plausible world “rings true” to the reader. It guides the characters in their thinking and their actions. It fuels the power of the story. History can serve as inspiration but it need not be the box into which the story must fit.

The only primacy for the fantasy author is that of Story.

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New Review Up at Shroud: Westlake Soul by Rio Youers

Hi folks,

My latest review for Shroud Magazine Book Reviews Online is up and riding the waves of the cyber-ocean. This time I’m reviewing Rio Youers’ new novel Westlake Soul.

Also, you might remember me mentioning this author before in my very brief review of Shroud Magazine’s Halloween Issue back in 2010. Youers’ story “Left-Handed Radio” was one of my favorite stories in that issue.

Here’s an excerpt of my review:

…The titular character is aptly named, because a soul is all that Westlake has left. His body was destroyed in a tragic accident, leaving the former surfing champion and all-around good guy in a permanent vegetative state. Nevertheless, he considers himself a superhero—his intellectual iceberg has flipped, giving him access to that mythic ninety-percent of the mind that the rest of us mere mortals can only glimpse below the churning of our surface thoughts. He’s now super-intelligent, can “release” and travel across the world outside of his body, visit other souls, and communicate with the family dog. Still, he must constantly struggle across the vistas of the mind with his arch-nemesis, Dr. Quietus, to stay alive and persevere…

To check out the full review, click here…

And while you’re there, be sure and surf around a bit on the site and check out the really great reviews of the some of what today’s horror and thriller genre has to offer.

Thanks!

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